Took a family trip to the Florida State Fair last Saturday. That’s where Derek did the following:
– Milked a cow
– Fed goats
– Petted sheep
– Saw giraffes
– Munched on a corn dog
– Ate some cotton candy
– Drank nearly all of my lemonade
– Got his face painted
– Rode tons of kiddie rides
– Won a stuffed Nemo toy
– Won a how-to book about fishing in Florida
– Pointed to the sky and said “There it is!” every time the original Batcopter flew over the midway
– Got a free rubber ducky from people selling hot tubs in the expo hall
…and yet he still whined and cried because we didn’t buy him an ice cream on the way back to the car.
Kids.