There is a distance between a server and guests, for a reason. I am at work, trying to be professional, trying to serve people the best I can.   Of course I joke around and will engage in conversation, within reason. If a table is really open and chatty, then I will bounce off that. … MORE>>

Let’s revisit the patio. The last time I wrote about people sitting on the patio, I told you how people sit there, by choice, in the summer months, and complain that it is too hot.   Well now it is “cool” in Florida, and we have the same sort of thing going on. I am … MORE>>

We thought it couldn’t be worse after hearing about a guest wanting us to sing their special birthday song. IT GOT WORSE.   Courtesy of giphy.com   Take a walk with me: A man sits at the bar. Man orders a chocolate cake. It is his daughter’s birthday. The daughter isn’t there. He wants the … MORE>>

May I see your ID? “What, you don’t think I look old enough?”   If you look under 30, we are supposed to ask. So you’re welcome for thinking you are young, first of all. Second of all, even if you are 50, if you want to drink at a restaurant, you should have your … MORE>>

Was this real life? Yes, it was. I am so glad that this wasn’t my table.   Let’s break this horrific sight down: So a table comes in, late. They rack up a near $400 check. They complain and get a few dishes for free. And it is someone’s birthday. Of course it is.   … MORE>>

You want some food, and you may not feel like sitting down, or tipping. So you order a $100 to-go order, you tip $0, and then you leave. Do you think that’s ok? IT’S NOT. Courtesy of reactiongifs.com   Someone still had to take your order, put it in correctly, bag it up correctly, etc. … MORE>>

I am sick of people leaving notes in lieu of a proper tip.   I can’t exchange compliments at the bank for my car payment, rent, or grocery bill.   Also your insults are unnecessary. Just leave “0.00” in the tip line and move on. There is no need to be an even bigger jerk. … MORE>>

Oh little angels. No really, I love kids.   When they are out to eat, however, they can be little maniacs, usually enabled by the parents. I’m sorry. I know this is touchy material, but this is what really happens in my life, and who am I to keep this in? Courtesy of tumblr.com   … MORE>>

How cute is that?   A lot of life-changing things can happen at a restaurant. People use food as a reason to gather and celebrate. Eat and celebrate? Count me in.   You may not think of it, but a lot of people take this opportunity to proclaim more than just a birthday or anniversary. … MORE>>

We need to have a conversation about gift cards. I know beginning next week, there will be floods of people using the gift cards they received for Christmas.   Some of these people don’t know what life is about. What do I mean by this? I will tell you:   Courtesy of tumblr.com   1.)    … MORE>>