‘It’s winter but Florida’s not participating’: Your favorite winter memes

As the winter season approaches, and Floridians constantly remind their northern U.S. friends they live in the warmest place in America with tweets like this:

(I may have just posted that)

It’s good to know what exactly you need to do to prepare for winter in your respective regions.

Let’s start.

Cold in Florida means:

You can wear socks with your sandals. (No. Don’t do that.)

Cold in Milwaukee means:

Wear a hat. (But not a Bears hat. That’s not OK.)

Or boots:

Cold in Canada means, carry an ice scraper (probably three):

Meanwhile in Florida:

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This one’s self explanatory:

Driving in New York:

Florida traffic jam:

North of the Mason-Dixie Line:

South of the Florida Georgia line:

Also, temperatures here are about 8-15 degrees above normal. (It’s usually much colder, like 72!)

Wind chill in Wisconsin makes hot water turn to snow:

Let’s not overreact:

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That was just another dig at our northern friends. (sorry)

What’s your favorite #WinterSolstice meme?

Just so you all know it is crazy hot in Florida in the summer!

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